I just cruised through my spam list to see if I saw something fun to buy and it struck me that there's a bunch of people out there that think I have a big problem with the size of my penis and how long it will stay erect. It's nice to know that people care.
My favorite email was sent from Maura Leary who promised me a way to "Gain a great canon of love!".... wow, who wouldn't want that?!